About Me: Dating Resume

A few of my friends were joking that everyone should have a dating resume. That way people can quickly identify potential mates based on accomplishments and interests. Obviously this is a faulty system because really you know if you're into someone when you interact with them, not based on a random set of qualifications. But still, in the interest of Singles' Awareness Day, here's a quick pre-beta draft of a theoretical satirical dating resume for me.

Trevin Murakami 

Occupation: Engineer at Intel
Age: Old enough.

Practical Skills: Jack-of-many-trades (i.e. completely useless at everything). Able to cook a variety of styles (America, Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese). Maintains a clean and welcoming living environment. Can do own laundry and ironing. Knowledgeable about plumbing and handy with tools. Experienced with electronics of all sorts. Knows all Red Cross swimming strokes. Can drive manual cars.

Sorta Practical Skills: Able to sing. Can play piano and flute. Somewhat useful at dancing. Excellent knowledge of random things. Partial to dynamic speaking and stories of all sorts. Extremely flexible in terms of schedules and interests. Can easily identify and ignore tropes as they occur in real life. Can serve others food. Can tie a tie. Can sleep almost anywhere. Enjoys picking up new skills. Hates picking up girls. Unless it's picking them up in a car. Unless it's my poor broken down car.

Personality Traits: Whimsical. Practical. Frugal. Generous. Optimistic. Goal-focused. People-centric. Willing to die to self. Planner. Spontaneous. Reluctant Leader. Enjoys laughing and making others laugh. Humble. Praises others. Rolls with the punches. Selective of quality. Appreciates the little things. A bit of a romantic. Incredibly practical. Will never take the last portion of a dish (unless asked to, repeatedly).

Interests/Hobbies: Games of all sorts. Spending quality time with people. Cooking. Magic Tricks. Ultimate Frisbee. Snowboarding. Long walks. Biking. Martial Arts. Duct Tape construction. Music. Investments. Politics. Science. Religion. Jokes. Weaponry. Gems. Psychology. Anthropology. Group Dynamics. You.

Other: Non-smoker. Drinks socially. Doesn't snore. No major allergies. No pre-existing conditions.